This post is about Shit

Apparently I'm a complication. And fences can sail. Curiousity killed the cat. Good thing I'm not a feline. I'll take you to the top of this building and just push you off. Walk down the stairs so I can see your face as you hit the street. Mood swings are great. One bit very unhappy the next happier than a fly on shit. Happiness is all the rage. So I might be a substitute teacher over break. That can only be successful. The path is leading homeward bound. Only God knows where I've been. www.pandora.com check it out if you like music. You say I'm just a friend. Never measure up. I swear I always think of things to write in this when i don't have access. Seriously get out of my head. Its a little ridiculous. I sure am pessimistic. Ladies step right up. Be the next in line to experience the one and only Rhys O'Neal. See if can make it out without God taking a shit in your face. I know what you are thinking; that God's shit can't be that bad since its holy and what not but you are dead wrong. God being the supreme being that it is has the supremeiest worse shit ever. Supremeiest isn't a word but you get the point. If you survive you get to keep a guy that at least tries to be a good boyfriend. I hate dreams. They are always never what I need them to be. Read the subject line. It's because I mention shit like infinite times. Going down like the USS Arizona. If you don't know what that is, punch yourself in the uterus. I'm content with losing. I'd rather burn than fall. I keep a journal of memories. You there, down at the glorious institution (yeah right) of Salisbury University; keep on keepin on and if nothing else know that a random guy you hardly know (thats me) cares. And because its been awhile...SHIT. If nothing else this should keep you entertained for the five minutes it takes to read it in your cubicle/dorm room. Thats directed to 2 of you. I need Nerf Herder songs. I'm going to look into that. But home is nowhere. This is my life, this is eternal. Give me something real. In shadows growing wings. Yay. I found the Nerf Herder song I really wanted. But no albums on bittorrent=shit. NOSE RING GIRL. w00t w00t w00t. "She was the kind of girl that you would give up eating meat for. No more salami, no more steak or potatoes." Rice Cakes rice cakes rice cakes. just download it bitches. And Hoes. I was going to work on a paper tonight. I haven't started. I'm sure I'll start eventually. It isn't due til the 6th. A freak? I don't feel the sun coming out today. No it's staying in. It's going to find another way. They'll look at me and say "hey I'll never live my life that way". And for my Final Thought a la Jerry Springer- Shit